Questions to ponder

A great question...
Sam: Mom, who is the king and queen for the pool?
Mom: What do you mean, a king and a queen?
Sam: You know, a king and queen. They have life guards, so I was wondering who the king and queen were. They have the guards there.

Another great question...
Sam: Have you ever had a moon burn?
Mom: A moon burn?
Sam: Ya, a moon burn. You know, like a sun burn, but from the moon.
Mom: No, Sam, I have never had a moon burn.